Cockroach. In. My. Teakettle.
I just looked at a tape measure to check, and the thing had to be at least two inches long. I am not given to exaggerating or freaking out about bugs, but neither am I accustomed to finding two-inch cockroaches In My Teakettle (which we used last night).
Cockroach, you have your home and I have mine. They are not the same place. Please advise.
(Of course, Cockroach has just taken a three-story dive out the window and may not be paying much attention right now....)