everybody's doing it...

Well, all my St Louis blogging friends anyway. It's one of the sillier blog fads, but it's mindless, and that's what counts, right? Or something.

Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses. Copy, then repost your responses:


1. Beth is a blogger's blogger whose lucidity and uncommon insights offer a sophisticated alternative to the din of sarcasm and self-righteousness of Wonkette-wannabes and the Instapundits-in-training.
2. Beth is getting airplay on 103.1fm in Los Angeles!
3. Beth is short, Stout, remarkably ugly, incredibly pixilated, and only makes a noise when she's hit - sort of "ugh"
4. Beth is simply the most elegant small squareboat we know.
5. Beth is the most stereotypically ideal sister
7. Beth is sanctified for our benefit
8. Beth is a Grand Officer in the Sovereign Military Order of the Knights Templar of Jerusalem and is one of the few women so honored on their own merit.
9. Beth is always willing to stand her ground in a debate and would make a good negotiator.
10.Beth is adamant about the fact that double process blonding is the only guaranteed method to achieving a balanced, rich, blonde result on Level 4 (light brown) color or deeper.