Please advise: the following theological terms have been temporarily redefined:
Adversity: Working with Microsoft Word. (Well, ok. Working with Microsoft, period.)
Charity: That instinct which prevents my killing anyone.
Grace: The promise that, in two days, this disputatio will be over.
Ignorance: See bliss.
Temptation: The idea of going to bed at a reasonable hour.
To hell with that last one, I'm going to bed anyway.
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