Sunday, January 22, 2006

Public Service Announcement

Please advise: the following theological terms have been temporarily redefined:

Adversity: Working with Microsoft Word. (Well, ok. Working with Microsoft, period.)

Charity: That instinct which prevents my killing anyone.

Grace: The promise that, in two days, this disputatio will be over.

Ignorance: See bliss.

Temptation: The idea of going to bed at a reasonable hour.

To hell with that last one, I'm going to bed anyway.

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