You'll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend.
Now, is that justification for having spent most of the weekend on random non-academic stuff or what? No wonder I haven't been able to write my theology paper! It just wasn't in the cards. Or the cookies. "Absolution by fortune cookie" says the Archer.
Having gotten such a clear message in my fortune cookie, I believe posting my results of the Most Useless Test Ever (thanks Susie!) is in order.